These Schlitz Beer Cans are Where to Hide Money to keep it safe from burglars. Since most burglars spend less than six minutes inside a victim's home, they only have time to check the most obvious places for valuables. These unique "safes" are where to hide money because they look like an everyday can of beer -- one of the last places a thief would think to look. According to the Chicago Police these units are better than locked safes; much cheaper; and they're where to hide money to keep it safe from theft.